Shayari

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.


Teacher-Write your fathers name in EnglishStudent-It is Beautiful red underwearTeacher-What do u mean?Student-his name is sunder lal chadda.

What is a Kiss..?In view of:GEOMETRY-Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips.ECONOMICS-Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is higher then SUPPLY!PHYSICS-Kiss is the process of CHARGING a human body..COMPUTER-Kiss is like a LAN,in which 2 bodies are connected without DATA CABLE...!

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai.

Raat gumsum hai magar chain khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakho ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.

mere jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kaafi hai,
dil ke qalam se likhi ye dastaan hi kafi hai,
teer-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorate ai nazneen,
qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hai kafi hai.

Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon,
waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon,
tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon,
tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.

bhool jaonga mein aap ko yeh aap ne kaise sooch liya,
woh baat aur hai ke aap hi hume yaad nehi karte,
Chetan bhoolta nehi kabhi bhi apne dosto ko,
woh baat aur hai ke aap hi dosti ka dum nehi bharte.

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.

Tumne mere dil se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere man se khela ........
Wah Wah Well Played.